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Post by Shadow on Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:10 am

Got a funny joke? Post it here. Then we'll all have a thread to continue and laugh at~ I'll start us off with a spoopy one!

Why'd the ghost cross the street?
Spoiler:
To get to the Other Side!!!!
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Post by Ebony on Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:22 pm

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
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a terrified postman

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Post by Shadow on Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:12 pm

What's a ghosts favorite flavor?

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BOO-berry!

Ba-dum-tsh!
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Post by Ceezah on Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:30 pm

What do you get when you cross a shih-tzu with a bulldog?
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BULLSHIT!
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Post by Ebony on Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:31 am

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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Post by Shadow on Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:36 am

What's a ghost call their significant other?

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Their "boo"!

Help all i can think of is ghost jokes.
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Post by Ebony on Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:44 am

Why is it a bad thing to tell a Vampire to get a life?
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A. Because they might decide to take YOURS.

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Post by Shadow on Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:46 am

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

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Does this taste funny to you?

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