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"Sooooo, wanna have a threesome?" Zareth pops up from nowhere, bouncing between Zora and Hack and grabbing their hands. He doesn't let his slave go on dates without him! Besides, lizard boy is cute as hell. He'd so tap that.

Hack stares at him in horror, and Zora can't stop giggling. She thinks this is funny (she thinks everything is funny and would also be totally up for that). One double-lidded eye is twitching, along with Hack's tail. "GET THE FUCK OUT A HERE!!!"

Zareth pouts. He doesn't take orders from lizardmen! He is a vampire who doesn't take no shit. He bares his fangs in a snarl, and squeezes Zora's hand. She's still laughing.

"Boys, boys, break it up. No hate-fucking unless I get to watch!" They both look like she hit them over the head, Zareth grinning and Hack in shock. Why is his girlfriend such a freak?

Zareth refuses to leave, so they have a three-way date. He pays for the food, naturally, and flirts atrociously. Hack is silent and shocked still. zora is having fun. They go on a murder spree, and then actually end uo having a threesome. So much for Hack being straight!